WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!

N.C.
(Drum roll)

E Am                                   C
  Baby (Ooh-hoo), where the hell is my husband? (Ooh-hoo)

                   D                         D
What is takin' him so long (Ooh-hoo) to find me-e-e?

    E7    Am                         C                         D
Oh-oh-oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Gettin' down with another? (Ooh-hoo, yeah)

 E                                                                        N.C.
Tell him if you see him, baby (baby), if you see him, tell him, he should holla

Am
Why is this beautiful man waiting for me to get old?

       Am
Why he already testing my patience?

       Am
I only fear him taking time with other women that ain't me

                   E
While I've been reviewing applications (Babe)

   Am
Wait till I get my hands on him, I'ma tell him off too, for how long

                          Am
He kept me waitin', anticipatin'

                                            E
Prayin' to the Lord to get him to my lovin' arms

And despite my frustrations

Am
And he must need me (He must need me)

     E7/B
Completely (Completely)

C                   D
How my heart yearns for him

      Dm
Is he far away? (Is he far away?)

      Em
Is he okay? (Is he okay?)

            F                                        E7/G#                     N.C.
This man is testin' me, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh, help me, help me, help me, help me, Lord

  N.C.
I need you to tell me

Am                                   C
Baby (Ooh-hoo), where the hell is my husband? (Ooh-hoo)

                   D                         D
What is takin' him so long (Ooh-hoo) to find me-e-e?

           Am                          C                         D
Oh, oh, oh baby, where the hell is my lover? Gettin' down with another? (Ooh-hoo, yeah)

 D                                                            N.C.
Tell him if you see him, baby (baby), if you see him, tell him, he should holla

Am
I'm doing lonely acrobatics, unzipping my dress at 2AM, and I'm tired of living like this

           Am                                                                 Em
He must be out there getting ready, tryna fix up his tie, uh, huh-huh, uh hello? This where your wife is

     Am
Wait    till I got your heart going, I'ma turn it up too, for how much I'm'bout to love ya

        Am                                                E
No one above ya, prayin' to the Lord to hurry, hurry you along, baby, I intend to rush ya

Am
And he must need me (He must need me)

    E7/B
Completely (Completely)

C                   D
How my heart yearns for him

      Dm
Is he far away? (Is he far away?)

      Em
Is he okay? (Is he okay?)

            F                                         E7/G#
This man is testin' me, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh, help me, help me, help me, Lord

  N.C.
I need you to tell me

Am                                   C
Baby (Ooh-hoo), where the hell is my husband? (Ooh-hoo)

                   D                         D
What is takin' him so long (Ooh-hoo) to find me-e-e?

           Am                         C                         D
Oh, oh, oh baby, where the hell is my lover? Gettin' down with another? (Ooh-hoo, yeah)

 D                                                            N.C.
Tell him if you see him, baby (baby), if you see him, tell him, he should holla

Am
Tell him I'm mmmm, tell I'm mmmm with the mm-mm-mm

                             Am
Tell I'm kind, tell him I'm 5'5",

                                                                   Em
Tell him I've got brown eyes and a growing fear that if he doesn't find me now I'm gonna die alone, so can he

Am                                                                                    Am
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhh (hurry up here, sir), uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, huh

N.C.
I want it, want it, want it, want it, want it

E              Am                                                E/B
I would like a ring, I would like a ring, I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger

                             C
I would like a big and shiny diamond that I can wave around and talk, and talk about it

D                                                 N.C.
 And when the day is here, forgive me God, that I could ever doubt it

Dm                                   Em
   Until death, I do, I do, I do, I,   is he about it, 'bout it, 'bout it?

            F                                         E7/G#
This man is testin' me, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh help me, help me, help me, Lord

N.C.
I need you to tell me

Am                                   C
Baby (Ooh-hoo), where the hell is my husband? (Ooh-hoo)

                   D                         D
What is takin' him so long (Ooh-hoo) to find me-e-e?

           Am                         C                         D
Oh, oh, oh baby, where the hell is my lover? Gettin' down with another (Ooh-hoo, yeah)

D
Tell him that my grandma said it, tell him grandma said it

N.C.
"Your husband is coming"

               D
I would like a ring, I would like a ring

                       D
I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger

               Em             N.C.
I would like a big and shiny (Woo)

Am                               C
Diamond (Yes), diamond (Yes), diamond (Yes)

                              D
diamond (Yes), diamond (Yes), oh

N.C.         Em   Am
Where is my hus-band? (Ah)